Kilt Accessory Don’t
Recently while shopping for second hand kilts on eBay, I ran across a “under the kilt penis cover pouch bag underwear scottish”. It gets worse. These “Banana Peelz” are also marketed in green with black polkadots (at half the price) to hold a woman’s iPhone in her purse.
I understand that Highland athletes might need to wear spandex shorts or underwear to keep from flashing expecting tourist’s children. But surely a bright red cock-sack is of no use for them. And to imply that somehow these remarketed cellphone cozies are somehow Scottish underwear and should be worn under the kilt… just don’t.
Long have men been subject to the poor and limited choices offered by the Trouser Tyrants. Pants are dead! Long Live the Kilt!