Kilted Searches
Like many blogs, Kilt Blog receives traffic from google searches. Mostly these are straight forward searches for terms like “Utilikilt Review”, as one would expect. But some are more interesting. Here are a few recent searches which caught my eye.
“photo of a grass skirt with a sporan” - Ok, but wouldn’t the sporran strap tear up a grass skirt?
“please find a sentences for kilt” - I wasn’t aware anyone had been sentenced for wearing the kilt since proscription ended.
“under the kilt pics” - Up-Kilts, the newest internet porn craze.
“bathroom business while wearing a scottish kilt” - Some people lift the rear pleats and fold them against their backs, holding them in place with the back of the forearm. I prefer to take mine off, or just to lift my kilt if I am urinating.
“wearing kilts on a windy day” - see the next item down…
“public up kilt photos” - enough with the up kilt photos already, ok?
“kilt length for 6 foot one person” - same as for any other person, middle of the knee cap to just above the top of the knee cap when standing
“kilt store texas” - you might need to mail order for that…
“best price for ladies tartan kilt towel” - and here I thought those kilt towels were unisex
“leather utility kilt seattle” - give Utilikilts a call, they do have a few in their store
“boyfriend wears kilt” -good for him
“pants under kilts” - sort of misses the point, doesn’t it…
“milan punks” -suddenly I feel so fashionable
Long have men been subject to the poor and limited choices offered by the Trouser Tyrants. Pants are dead! Long Live the Kilt!