Kilted Criminals
One of the few unfortunate things about kilts is the media’s reaction to petty criminals who wear them. Somehow, a storyhardly fit for the Police Blotter section of a small-town newspaper can receive nationwide circulation… simply because the criminal wore a kilt.
Such has been the case with Chandra Schaefer and Nathan Blair of Fargo, North Dakota (USA). Not only did Mr. Blair’s alleged flashing of cars and public fornication with Ms. Schaefer make national news a few weeks ago… now Chandra Schaefer’s sentence of unsupervised probation has made CBS’s website. Not because two unnewsworthy people did some nasty, but unnewsworthy acts- rather, only because one of them happened to be wearing a kilt.
Please, if you wear a kilt, don’t make an ass-hat of yourself in it.
Long have men been subject to the poor and limited choices offered by the Trouser Tyrants. Pants are dead! Long Live the Kilt!