82-Year Old Cited for Mooning Audience in Kilt
Over the weekend Dr. David McCracken, jokes not withstanding, was cited for mooning the audience at a Celtic Festival in Webster, Massachusetts. The 82-year old said “Everybody knows something about this legend of what does the Scotsman wear under his kilt.â€, when interviewed on television. McCracken simply showed the audience of approximately 3,000 to great applause. While he admits his kilted mooning may have been in poor taste, it does seem a bit outrageous that he now has a court-date for lewd and lascivious conduct. Its rather difficult to imagine a lascivious 82-year-old, kilted or not.
Long have men been subject to the poor and limited choices offered by the Trouser Tyrants. Pants are dead! Long Live the Kilt!